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Satt

\Sutt\
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Noun.
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Definition

Your pain point. Someone you love and pine for. Every sighting or vision of her causes hurt (satt) and pain.

Usage

"O vekh, teri satt jaandi e."
Look, there goes your satt.

Or,
"Lagda hai, changi satt vaji e"
Looks like, she's hit you hard.

Added 2011-10-04 by mps_delhi

Tota

\Tow-Ta\
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Adjective.
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Definition

Young girl with amorous promise.

Usage

"Yaar mall chhadh, Rajouri market chalde han, othey tote wadhiya aande ne"

(Man, leave the malls alone, let us go to Rajouri market instead, the tota's there are superb!)

Added 2011-09-04 by mps_delhi

Root

Punjabi

Region

North India

Related Terms

Kanya, Maal, KiLi

Laber

\Lay-burr\
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Noun.
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Definition

As opposed to a Thekedaar or Maalik, class of artisans who do most of the work, are paid the least and bear the burden of lies and excuses given to explain delays by contractors and shop owners.

Usage

"Kya karen Saab, laber ne pareshan kar rakha hai."
(What to do saar, this laber has indeed made life difficult)
Added 2011-09-04 by mps_delhi

Root

Hindi

Region

North India

Regard

\Ri-gaad\
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A dangerous word used during price negotiations. When the seller says he has the fullest "regard" for you or whoever has referred you, what he actually means is that you are one sucker who obdurately wants a discount, however insignificant, while you are oblivious of the fact that ki aapko choona lagaya ja raha hai.
Sensible people leave the table upon being "regarded" thus.

Usage

1. "Ye discount nahin hai, Sir, bas aapka regard hai."
2. Pappu (the buyer): "Ji mainu MP ji ne bhejya haiga, hehehe?"
Bunty (the seller): "Haanji bilkul jaande haan ji MPji noo. Poora regard karaange ji. Tussi dasso tuhadi ki seva kariye, hehehe?"
And Bunty, thus prepares to lagao chuna to Pappu's ass...
Added 2011-08-24 by mps_delhi

Root

Punjabi

Region

North India

Categories

Money & Business

Related Terms

Maan

Terms referencing this

duly

Whore ji?

\Whore jee\
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Literally meaning "so, what else?", is a common ice-breaker and, in an conversation already in progress, a signal of boredom.
In a conversation,
The first "whore ji" means "do you have something worthwhile more to share?"
The second "whore ji" means "that's enough, now move on to someone else"
The third "whore ji" means "fuck off, you limpet..."

Be careful while using this phrase with the gora log.

Usage

Pappu Uncle: "Whore ji, how are the kids?"
Shammi Aunty: "First class"
(after a brief silence...)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, sab theek hai, hehehe"
(after another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"
(after yet another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"

This goes on until Shammi Aunty finally gets the message and leaves Pappu Uncle alone...

Added 2011-08-24 by mps_delhi

Root

Punjabi

Region

North India

Related Terms

aur baata

Bas ek second

\Bus aik second, or, Bus ik skint (in punjabi)\
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Phrase.
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Definition

A measure of time after which the speaker is expected to return himself or his attention to you. This could span a minute, an hour, a few days or eternity. A Hobson's choice for the victim.

Usage

Ram: "Yaar, kahan rah gaye? Abhi tak pahunche kyun nahin?"
Shyam: "Bus ek second main pahunch raha hoon Sir"
Ram: "Lekin tum ho kahan par?
Shyam: "Madhuban Chowk per hoon Sir"

(Madhuban Chowk is 5 Km away from Ram's house)

Added 2011-08-14 by mps_delhi

Root

Hindi

Region

North India

Related Terms

onnimitt, Bas ek Minute, Do second

Terms referencing this

Bas

Tinkle

\Tinkal\
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Noun.
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Definition

Phone call.

Usage

"Please give me a tinkle when you reach home."
Added 2011-08-12 by mps_delhi
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Behn Ka Lauda

\Behen Ka Lauda\
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Definition

Someone incredibly stupid or cool. Subject of one's intense hate or affection.
It used to be but perhaps is no more an human anatomical impossibility i.e. sister's dick.
A common swear word in North India, normally reserved for the extreme moments between existing or soon-to-be foes. Another interesting application is found in friendly situations wherein it is used as a replacement for an "awesome guy" or "dude". It can be used for someone good or bad, depending upon your mood, or, in the event of temporary shrinkage of vocabulary.
In both forms of application, per essential etiquette, the speaker must scratch his crotch during dialogue delivery.

Usage

Example 1: (Bad) "Us behn ke lodey ko to main dekh loonga"
I'll size that sister's dick up... (with the intent of kicking his ass).

Example 2: (Benign) "Oye BKL, I saw you going around with that chick all alone! Do you think I was dead or what?", etc.

Added 2011-08-10 by mps_delhi

Root

Hindi

Region

North India

Categories

Very Bad Words

Related Terms

Gaandu, bhosadi ke

Soopab

\Soo pub\
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Adjective.
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Definition

The most common superlative used by the celeb judges on reality shows to describe almost all acts mediocre and up. Allows the female judges to show off their pout.

Usage

Bhondu Ram ji, aaj aapka puffomance ek dum soopub tha, wow!
Added 2011-08-10 by mps_delhi

Root

Hindi

Region

All India

Terms referencing this

Zhakaas., Masth its