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Your pain point. Someone you love and pine for. Every sighting or vision of her causes hurt (satt) and pain.
Usage
"O vekh, teri satt jaandi e."
Look, there goes your satt.
Look, there goes your satt.
Or,
"Lagda hai, changi satt vaji e"
Looks like, she's hit you hard.
Added 2011-10-04 by mps_delhi
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Young girl with amorous promise.
Usage
"Yaar mall chhadh, Rajouri market chalde han, othey tote wadhiya aande ne"
(Man, leave the malls alone, let us go to Rajouri market instead, the tota's there are superb!)
Added 2011-09-04 by mps_delhi
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As opposed to a Thekedaar or Maalik, class of artisans who do most of the work, are paid the least and bear the burden of lies and excuses given to explain delays by contractors and shop owners.
Usage
"Kya karen Saab, laber ne pareshan kar rakha hai."
(What to do saar, this laber has indeed made life difficult)
(What to do saar, this laber has indeed made life difficult)
Added 2011-09-04 by mps_delhi
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A dangerous word used during price negotiations. When the seller says he has the fullest "regard" for you or whoever has referred you, what he actually means is that you are one sucker who obdurately wants a discount, however insignificant, while you are oblivious of the fact that ki aapko choona lagaya ja raha hai.
Sensible people leave the table upon being "regarded" thus.
Sensible people leave the table upon being "regarded" thus.
Usage
1. "Ye discount nahin hai, Sir, bas aapka regard hai."
2. Pappu (the buyer): "Ji mainu MP ji ne bhejya haiga, hehehe?"
Bunty (the seller): "Haanji bilkul jaande haan ji MPji noo. Poora regard karaange ji. Tussi dasso tuhadi ki seva kariye, hehehe?"
And Bunty, thus prepares to lagao chuna to Pappu's ass...
2. Pappu (the buyer): "Ji mainu MP ji ne bhejya haiga, hehehe?"
Bunty (the seller): "Haanji bilkul jaande haan ji MPji noo. Poora regard karaange ji. Tussi dasso tuhadi ki seva kariye, hehehe?"
And Bunty, thus prepares to lagao chuna to Pappu's ass...
Added 2011-08-24 by mps_delhi
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PunjabiRegion
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Literally meaning "so, what else?", is a common ice-breaker and, in an conversation already in progress, a signal of boredom.
In a conversation,
The first "whore ji" means "do you have something worthwhile more to share?"
The second "whore ji" means "that's enough, now move on to someone else"
The third "whore ji" means "fuck off, you limpet..."
In a conversation,
The first "whore ji" means "do you have something worthwhile more to share?"
The second "whore ji" means "that's enough, now move on to someone else"
The third "whore ji" means "fuck off, you limpet..."
Be careful while using this phrase with the gora log.
Usage
Pappu Uncle: "Whore ji, how are the kids?"
Shammi Aunty: "First class"
(after a brief silence...)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, sab theek hai, hehehe"
(after another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"
(after yet another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"
Shammi Aunty: "First class"
(after a brief silence...)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, sab theek hai, hehehe"
(after another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"
(after yet another brief silence)
Pappu: "Whore ji"
Shammi: "Bas ji, tussi dasso, hehehe"
This goes on until Shammi Aunty finally gets the message and leaves Pappu Uncle alone...
Added 2011-08-24 by mps_delhi
Phrase.
Definition
A measure of time after which the speaker is expected to return himself or his attention to you. This could span a minute, an hour, a few days or eternity. A Hobson's choice for the victim.
Usage
Ram: "Yaar, kahan rah gaye? Abhi tak pahunche kyun nahin?"
Shyam: "Bus ek second main pahunch raha hoon Sir"
Ram: "Lekin tum ho kahan par?
Shyam: "Madhuban Chowk per hoon Sir"
Shyam: "Bus ek second main pahunch raha hoon Sir"
Ram: "Lekin tum ho kahan par?
Shyam: "Madhuban Chowk per hoon Sir"
(Madhuban Chowk is 5 Km away from Ram's house)
Added 2011-08-14 by mps_delhi
Definition
Phone call.
Usage
"Please give me a tinkle when you reach home."
Added 2011-08-12 by mps_delhi
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HindiRegion
North IndiaCategories
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Definition
Someone incredibly stupid or cool. Subject of one's intense hate or affection.
It used to be but perhaps is no more an human anatomical impossibility i.e. sister's dick.
A common swear word in North India, normally reserved for the extreme moments between existing or soon-to-be foes. Another interesting application is found in friendly situations wherein it is used as a replacement for an "awesome guy" or "dude". It can be used for someone good or bad, depending upon your mood, or, in the event of temporary shrinkage of vocabulary.
In both forms of application, per essential etiquette, the speaker must scratch his crotch during dialogue delivery.
It used to be but perhaps is no more an human anatomical impossibility i.e. sister's dick.
A common swear word in North India, normally reserved for the extreme moments between existing or soon-to-be foes. Another interesting application is found in friendly situations wherein it is used as a replacement for an "awesome guy" or "dude". It can be used for someone good or bad, depending upon your mood, or, in the event of temporary shrinkage of vocabulary.
In both forms of application, per essential etiquette, the speaker must scratch his crotch during dialogue delivery.
Usage
Example 1: (Bad) "Us behn ke lodey ko to main dekh loonga"
I'll size that sister's dick up... (with the intent of kicking his ass).
I'll size that sister's dick up... (with the intent of kicking his ass).
Example 2: (Benign) "Oye BKL, I saw you going around with that chick all alone! Do you think I was dead or what?", etc.
Added 2011-08-10 by mps_delhi
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The most common superlative used by the celeb judges on reality shows to describe almost all acts mediocre and up. Allows the female judges to show off their pout.
Usage
Bhondu Ram ji, aaj aapka puffomance ek dum soopub tha, wow!
Added 2011-08-10 by mps_delhi