Discussing family problems

When aunties meet  this is their favorite time pass,walking in park, buying vegetables in market, aunty type girls in backbenches of class when teacher is teaching get pelted with chalk "discussing family problems a?  Stand up on the bench I say!"

mallu pronounciation for aunty..
usually said in very louuuuiinng manner to get one extra iddiapam on plate,or pluck maaanngoo from neigbour tree"aundie can i take pleeaseee"

A phrase commonly used to justify our indianess in all it's glory...filth on the streets,loud and messy co-passengers on buses/trains,auto fellow doing disco on road,potbellied uncle burping/farting loudly after meal,"dnt feel bad child, what dp do, wr are like this only kindly edjust"...

referring to the after effects of eating very spicy food,when visiting the loo

a mispronounciation by geography teachers for vladivostok

referring to same thing worn by two females among each other
to highlight similarity.
it is accompanied by a lethal pinch that sores throughout the day

referring to a fellow with too much guts in the butts

both of you

destination for all malyalis as a place of heavenly abode...
passport to fame and sucess,and great celebrations in the entire town