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IIPM

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Indian institute of planning and management which places all its pass-outs in their marketing department.All they do is, repetitively call almost every unemployed graduate in Hindustan convincing them to join their prestigious B-school.The aim is to employ all India in their marketing department and then expand globally,till the tectonic plates restructure all the continents on earth till they achieve the following shape-IIPM.Thus,attracting aliens from neighboring galaxies to join them in their noble cause.

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Paranoid youth(cat percentile:22): I want to think beyond the IIMs. :S
IIPM marketing Guy: think IIPM :)

Added 2012-03-19 by Fraaandshipper

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All India

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Places, School and College

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IIPM

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Stands for the International Institute of Planning and Management in India.
This transformational chain of B-schools is what one calls a 'self-made' B-school
Self-ranking as "No.1 B-school in India",IIPM proclaims to 'Academically far superior' with "intellectually stimulating course content.(Check website http://www.iipm.edu/)
By persistently persuading B-school aspirants to "think beyond the IIMs' , IIPM has played a lifesaver's role in providing C.A.Tphobic students a First-aid managment course with the promise of getting good placement.

Arindam Chaudhuri,the dean of IIPM, has played a pivtol part in making IIPM what it is today.In fact, the life histories of the dean and the insititute are strinking similar.
While IIPM believes it is constantly setting new benchmarks in management education,Arindam is convinced he is setting new records in intellectual stimulation through his books,blogs and articles.
In fact,both have been fortunate to recieve huge exposure in the media.

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IIPM's students speak on the institution's'Dare to think beyond the IIMs' tagline

'Dare to think beyond IIMs, dare to think beyond expecting classes being taken, dare to think beyond getting a job, dare to think beyond getting a degree... Pay the money, stay for two years and take home an Arindham Chaudry signed certificate.Who says IIPM is a fraud institute?'

Added 2012-03-15 by Behenjigaga

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Item

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Item is a sexy woman. Originally coined for Meenakshi Sharma, who wanted to join Bollywood but ended up as a key operative in Babloo Shrivastava's underworld gang.

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That Mandakini is quite an item.

Added 2011-09-08 by porkipaya

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iPhone

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Noun. October 7, 2011, Word of the Day

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Any touch screen phone. You could be the proud owner of a 'nokia iphone', 'samsung iphone', micromax iphone' or any other random companys iphone.

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Basti - Yeh Pani bhi chutiya hai! He bought some frooti iphone for 40000 rupees when micromax is selling iphone with 7 sim cards space, 400 gigabytes memory and with a speaker louder than his color tv for just 1753 rupees!

Dinanath - I know man, he had to sell his car and shift to Bhiwandi to buy that iphone!

Paneerselvam - Salo! Mera wala iphone is better than micromax wala. And Bhiwandi is like in Delhi only just 200 kilometers far.. and metro will be there by 2037, then who'll be laughing?

Added 2011-08-30 by Mildly Racist

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