Sir: Yes Moti, I have taken it.
Watchman: How is your family?
Sir: They have taken also.
Or even:
Host: Want some whisky-soda?
Guest: No, I don't take.
Host: Oho. Cool drinks only, aa?
To 'take an exam' might mean either of the following:
(a) You are a teacher conducting the exam (typical Indian usage)
(b) You are a student writing the exam (typical Western usage)
In either case, it is the opposite of give.
Student: I'm so nervous, I have to take an exam today but I haven't mugged anything!
Joy : Order man, order chicken 65
Popular with faffers in law colleges.
"Tchu, you see, it depends..."
But very expensive place, ehh? Lot of money you will have to pay even for a chai there. Mostly only those firangs and NRI-types can afford it.
The Taj, mumbai was one of the unfortunate sites where the brutal 26/11 attacks took place.
In the thought bubble of Raman,who is listening to suneel: " Soo much boasting he does, this sunil!!"
Male version can be identified by the dress code they adhere to - full sleeves shirt with some kind of brown check pattern, light blue jeans-pants and oversized Nike shoes. Female version unfailingly found in badly-stitched salwar kameez (always with dupatta), with look of unmistakeable meekness and piousness.
Hard workers, and although otherwise smart, asking for perfectly reasonable 'overtime pay' is equivalent to blasphemy in their minds.
US based customers love them because they never complain everytime more work is dumped on them two hours before the deadline (unlike in some other countries, where the customer would be told to "go jump", or equivalent). Known to work their weekends to coronaries and nervous breakdowns without so much as an extra rupee to show for it. Sad but true.
Facts About Techies -
Dream Job : working in any role possible, most of the time for peanuts, but working in "the abroad"/US/UK/Australia. Peanuts become coconuts once they move back to India, thanks to exchange rates.
Place of Worship, to be visited at least three times for successful showing-off to other techies back home : the US
Mission/Vision/Motto of the true techie : I must never, ever get bad words from my firang customer, even if I'm dying in a road accident. " AAAAAAA!!!! that jeep drove over my leg!!! But. Must. Go. Office. Finish. Code!!!!!!!!" *Gawsp*
Greatest Fear : Never getting onsite role. (Which is equivalent to social suicide in the world of techies)
TIP : Don't offend any techie by letting on that you are more intelligent than him. Especially if you are a non-science graduate. He will never forget it. He will never forgive you.
Amar : "You give me da, I'll show to my brother. He's one full enthu techie. Always he repairs our PC at home."
Question : What do you call an employee who stays beyond normal working hours in an MNC office, just to enjoy the A/C and the free internet? (While also making full impression on boss, who thinks the employee is working very hard?)
Answer : Techie!
The english word thug comes from thuggee...
techings valladum undo aashaane ?
Popularized by notable kannada actor Jaggesh and is evidently seen in all his movies from 90's.
Origin: a dud firecracker, one thats lit, but fuse fails to explode the cracker and from onomatapoeic sound thuss that instead of the bang comes this word.
Usually used to express low to moderate appreciation while receiving a particular piece of information
Theek hai implies "almost okay" or "I really have no option but to say yes"
Boy (with girlfriend at home) : Theek hai (I really have no option but to say yes)
Fuccha : How is the net connection in the hostel?
Hostel Co-ordinator : Theek hai (almost okay)
2.Abbreviated form of "Take Care"
Boy: Why are you all dressed up ?We are going to TC's yaa!
Girl: It is Karoke night ..I want to look hot.Got a problem?
Boy: Umm... You were booed at last time.
Girl : Shadd up..I'm not going with you! I will go there on Thursday for Ladies Night with ma girls
Usage 2.
Aforementioned Boy msgs Aforementioned Girl:
I'm sorry, baby. I did not mean to be rude.You always look hot.Love you
Girl to Boy :You are such a liar.I never want to see you again. TC.
boom shankar - balls man, i'm goign to the theka.
The most feared human being, at the railway platform in India, the ticket collector.
You have just enjoyed and ended a rare ticket-less ride on a crowded bogey, safe so far, hiding in the train's toilets whenever a TTE arrived.
Unless you know the TC personally and he knows all professional ticket-less travelers by name, he can be a fun-killer. If you are caught, will hold you up at the gate and make you vomit the fare you stole and the big fine.
So, what you naturally do whenever you see him at his gate is-walk out of the station through one of the many holes in the station fencing. Or you walk across several pairs of tracks, the patris risking your dear life and taking in all the smells and sights of human refuse so unique to all rail patris. Without those attendant smells and sights, I suspect, the tracks would vanish into thin air, having been so accustomed to them ever since they were laid.
You are lucky, he is not at his post at the moment. He almost never is.
He gets bored if the platform is deserted; so goes for a free coffee at the tea stall.
He gets overwhelmed if there is a river of passengers flowing through his gate and goes for a free coffee once again.
You know, any given time, a platform is either almost deserted or it suddenly turns in to an ocean of people depending on arrivals.
He has no job whatsoever with departure-time humans.
2.TC.
Transfer Certificate from a school without which you can not join a child to a new school.
Also, if a TC is issued to a kid for indiscipline or things like that the TC becomes a tool of expulsion from the school. Now go find another school.
Lafanga Laxman to Loafer Late Lateef : "Bugger lissen, the Princi told Poli Kitty he would issue TC to the guy. He was caught smoking beedi in the school field."
to ask a person to complete something, to look at you etc.
(Only if you get your work done "tak-tak", we can watch a movie tonight)
Dei..tak'nu anga paru..oru super figure pora..
(Dude..just "tak" look at that super figure going)