Doing it in style
Machan, Rama is going to Europe on a holiday. Full poshness only!
A reverent term for anyone from the land of Five rivers (Punjab), most typically used by and for our big-hearted, hard-working, turban-sporting brothers - the Sardars. Not to be confused with Hindi word for mischievous, this courteous phrase implies almost the opposite of mischief. Paaji is the Punjabi equivalent of
Uncleji or
Bhaisaab in other parts of the Northern plains.
Peeche se Kaafi Good! To describe a female (generally) with a nice behind.
Just see that chick going there. She's PSKG man!
The attractive rear view of a person changes to repulsive when advancing.
Hey, that's a good one going that side !
Ayoo! Have you seen her ? Pinaale persnality, minaale munshipality
In Mumbai
tapori language the name 'PRAKASH' is shortened to 'pakhia'
Hoi Pakhia! Kya bolta tu? Kya mangta hai?
Certified to be good.
Ganesh: How do you know that the water at this Udipi is drinkable?
Mangesh: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. He drinks it too.
The phonetic description of the silent fart, notorious for manifesting in claustrophobic environments such as elevators or Maruti 800s. Characterized by a percolating, deeply revolting odour, that often follows the perpetrator around for a few minutes.
Ram: I had the worst day at the office today.
Shyam: Why?
Ram: Someone let out a phussi in the elevator and they all thought it was me.
Religious ritual, typically a Hindu prayer. Many varieties of puja exist: Ganesh Puja, Krishna Puja, etc.
Varun: My
mummydaddy will be very angry if i don't do puja bi-weekly.
Haroon: She is married man
Varun: I meant a ritual you horny bastard.
An Insect (Class: Insecta; Phylum: Arthropoda)
Naturalist: "Balaji! I just just kept a fine specimen of the rare
Panagaeus crux-major here near the microscope, and now it's gone!"
Balaji (
coolie): "
Ayyo! That poochi ah? I swept it and threw it."
Naturalist: "Idiot! That was probably the last specimen of the Crucifix Ground Beetle in the whole of UK!"
Balaji (muttering): "Some bloody poochi... bugger wants to put pins
it simms... and I'm the idiot
or what?"
Used to describe a state of advanced inebriation. Not to be confused with the American usage of the word, which has
ABCD types mistakenly assume that the person is describing anger
Drank too much da, got fully pissed.
Punjabi word for the turban that is a symbol of Sikhism. Worn only by Sikh males in India, although certain sects, especially those in other countries,require women to sport a simpler version on their heads as well.
To touch or pull a Sikh's turban is considered a huge insult, often inviting a fearsome wrath from these otherwise bindaas people. All folks who are looking for cheap thrills and contemplating such death-defying stunts are requested to make funereal arrangements well in advance. Asking too many questions about a Sikh's turban is also considered annoying, so if you're overtly curious, shut your gob, eat some oota and try not to stare.
"
Khotey, if you touch my pagg, you're going to be tomorrow's lunch!!!"
Believe me PCs were all over Bangalore and the rest of Karnataka, even before PC, PC-XT, and PC-AT were in vogue.
Well, I am trying to make a fool out of you. An absolutely unnecessary thing na?
These PCs stand for law enforcement. they lie for law enforcement, they sit on law enforcement, they walk the law enforcement. The Police Constables.
Sub-Inspector(
SHO) to you: " Mister, whoever you are, I am very busy right now. I have to go to Vidhan Soudha, The minister has asked me to go there. Any way, what do you want?. Oh. I am in a hurry , Whatever is it that you want , It is not possible. Don't you understand?. OK OK , can you come tomorrow? I will attend to it tomorrow. Whatever it is. I will. Wait, Listen. Give whatever you have brought to the PC at the last desk on the left side. Are you a government official. I haven't seen you earlier?"
You: "I am your brother Rakesh's friend, He sent some birthday gift for you. I work with him in Chennai, So, I was....."
Sub-Inspector: "Oh Sorry, Sorry! Have a seat. Will you have some coffee? When did you......."
Short form for public call office. All over the place, these booths allows you to make local,
STD and ISD calls. In a country where even vending machines have one
persons working there, here too one persons works there.
Karamchari -
Saar, my phone ran out of balance and i couldn't find any
voda recharge coupon. Then battery also finished and phone got offed.
Babu - Why are you eating my head ain? There was no PCO there or what?
It stands for Panchat Joke. The Marathi version of PJ
His jokes are all panchat (PJs)
Too much of a coward to do something
Rambunctious Rowdy: I dare you to.
Puski Fellow: Not accepted
RR: Aye puski!
Weakling. A lily liver'd lout. One of feeble mind and constitution. A grave insult to any South Indian, second only to the mother of all Indian insults "stupid" (or "
stupid-ediot" for emphasis)
Arun: Come da, let's go for a beer
Akshay: Mummy said no
Vikram:
Thu! Puskee!
Arun: Hey, carry this one sec
Vikram: Cant
mané, hand is broken
Akshay:
Chee, puskee!
Pukka literally means 'cooked, ripe' and figuratively 'fully formed', 'solid', 'permanent', 'for real', 'sure'.
Pukka Sahibs like Mountbatten visited my grandpa all the time
To decline an opportunity, particularly a sexual opportunity.
That fellow
Puts and Passes all across town, real slut he is. Or: did you put or did you pass with Priya last night?
Authentic.
That fellow's a pakka
Bong,
yaar -- listen to his accent!
Slang for having penetrative sex
Complete and total with no dilution of attributes whatsoever
He is a pukka Mangalorean so we had a
roce and a
porthappan for his wedding
December 23, 2011, Word of the Day
Short for Poor Joke. A PJ is almost always an impromptu bad pun. Every group of friends in India has one person who issues a stream of PJs and is known for this dubious ability.
What many people who don't get PJs don't realise, is that it's not the joke itself that's supposed to be funny, but the fact that something so bad is being presented as a joke. It's a meta-joke, if you're into pricky nu-blogger speak.
"How do you call a Digga rabbit?"
"How?"
"Banni."
"PJ! Actually... that's a pretty good one."
short form for the Hero Puch bike that dazzled the chicks in Mysore in the 90s! It was 50cc, gave 90 kms to a litre, peppy, seated 2 and easily took on mods.
Ali, give me your puch da, I have a date with Meena and need a bike. I'll fill gas,
god promise.
Trapped. Won over by guile
Raj: Hey Ravi, did you know Shyam and Neetu are about to marry?
Ravi: No. How?
Raj: He phasoed her by posing as an America returned Jhonny.
Sreelaxami - What peeja you have?
Waiter - We have paneer butter masala peeja, paneer tikka peeja, karela peeja, aaloo dum peeja, rasam peeja. lady finger masala peeja and avial peeja.
Sreelaxami - Give me half half paneer butter masala peeja and avial peeja.
Waiter - You want cheej on it?
Sreelaxami - No, no, no.. no cheej, i'm dieting.
Its hard to explain pecos. Its an institution, a relic, a cultural heritage site (well, it should be) and mostly the most dilapidated pub in bangalore. to be a true bangalorean, you need to hate the name bengaluru, talk about the 90's when the IT boom just started, be nostalgic about brigade road and have had one of your first beers at pecos.
Pecos serves only beer, popcorn and an array of awesome food that is surprising for the place. the bar counter is filled with cassettes, not fancy bottles and the walls are littered with posters. there is one graffiti of frank zappa taking a dump.
there are more upmarket spots from the same management. Mojos and Stones. but pecos is the original.
gubbe:
mom we'll go to pecos to put beer?
guggu: sure
mom but chicks will be there at stones da...
gubbe: arty chicks will be there da, they'll come from
koshys
A lost cause.
Arnav: Ayyo da,I have to give up this assignment in an hour and i have 30 pages left.
Tarun:Poche Macha!
OR
A drops his brand new iphone 4. B yells poche!!!!!
Slang term for woman in Karnataka cities
Raju: piece is coming
Biju: go to toilet then no?
Raju: Englishman PIECE I say PIECE!
Biju: oh ho
one who shamelessly craves for food and does not share
A : This is the last cutlet available
B: Give it to me and dont give it to anyone else
A: Don't behave like a pakki
dull,boring,very annoying, of hair-pulling quality
man! what a pakau lecture! dozed off happily!
he is such a pakau that we run in the opposite direction on seeing him!
Picot stitch. Sewing of edges using the picot stitch. Mainly done on sari and dupatta edges
"One hour Sari Pickoo done here. Rs. 7 only."
Paati Joke- The Bong version
Look at him cracking PJ's to impress the girls!
or if you don't want others to think your are
dehati/
country you may call it Pee Zaa..
Just don't call it Peetzuh, then we will say "putting
bandha or what with
phoren accent and all...
US return'aa?"
If you are an Italian tourist and you ordered this dish with visions of the Neopolitan disk swimming in front of your eyes and you get an onion uthappam with Amul cheese, Maggi Ketchup and Chettinad Chicken on it, don't do "thuh!" and put vanthi...
because saar, pliss to note you are sadly mistaken, this is not peetzuh, this is pijja and it is a local delicacy cumbletely adopted to our discriminating palates
Faarin gents and Mallu gents in a restaurant
Faarin Gents: What's good here?
Mallu Gents: Pijja &
cock, too good I say
Faarin Gents: A bottle of Aquafina for me, thank you
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