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Noun. October 16, 2013, Word of the Day
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Naughty Indian uncles are like pornography - you know it when you see it! Common traits include: pot-belly, moustache, fondness for trite PJ's ("are you studying hard or hardly studying?), chronic debaters, stealthy masturbators, hoarders of vintage Playboys, Debonair magazines and Black Label Scotch.

Usage

Should I accept Balu's Facebook friend request? His big red eyes stare at me everyday and I feel guilty keeping him at bay. After all, he is Manu's fathers second-cousin's brother in-law's friend right? Almost part of the family. But he has a mustache and looks kinda creepy!
Added 2011-07-06 by Dishoom Dishoom

Definition 2 of 2

Definition

Naughty Indian uncles or NiU is a clandestine association of pot bellied diabetic perverts.They all suffer from erectile dysfunction and hence join the lousy laughing clubs.They are intensely concerned about your studies but their children are roadies.Take long morning walks only to get nice eye-shots of bouncing water melons and visible panty lines of reshma aunties and traditional girls with modern outlook.

Usage

You: good morning uncle!
naughty uncle:morning beta!are you studying hard or hardly studying?
*laughs hysterically
*farts
*silence
*looks around
naughty indian uncle:Kal ki biryani!
*laughs hysterically
you: :O
Added 2011-07-24 by Fraaandshipper