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Definition

Pick the biggest girls' college in your town, and you can bet there's a milkman/dhobi myth about it. The charming tale goes something like this:

'Early one morning, a milkman on his rounds went to drop off his wares at the girls' hostel. The girls were lying in wait, and they dragged him into a room, stripped him and gangraped him.'

At this point, your buddy might say, "Oh is that a problem?"

And that's when you deliver the kicker: "The milkman died."

Usage

"You were a hostelite?"
"Yup."
"Killed any milkmen?"
"Check please!"
Added 2011-07-06 by Minkey Chief