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kudmi

\Like "could me"\
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Noun.
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Definition

Book worm, Gandhi, Studious. What makes him/her such?
-A student who aspires for a girl/boy friend or a chick/boye but can not muster enough courage to take the first step of asking.
-A student inwardly jealous of the Porkis for the jolly they make but outwardly shunning the Poli activities solely due to parental fear rather than choice. "Amma will peel my skin"
-A student who has not been baptized into the real world because s/he somehow escaped propper hazing or ragging and has created and lives in a world of their own.
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That said you should know what constitutes their world right?
-Books, Books, Books and more books.
Only that's all?
-Where are you? Books can be all!
They read subject books most of the day.
If they get bored with chemistry text book they read chemistry guide. If they get bored with chemistry guide they read chemistry question bank. If they get bored with that, they read chemistry notes or else a friend's notes or else they just stare at the neat and clean labels on each of their chemistry books, wondering why they are not able to enter the physical world. " I think nothing is wrong with me. Momma says so too"

Once they are done with subject books(on a typical day they never are done with subject books) on a rare occasion, they take other books up. Like a film magazine or another lying at home and stare at the sexy models in the ads for an hour or so. They never read an article or story. They are scared they may wander off into the real world by that adventure and get lost in that unknown world.

They never ask a question. They act like input-only devices. Once every semester or so they ever output anything(daily kakkoos and other bodily discharges excepted).

They make good software programmers, accounts officers, and more than all that, they make good harmless citizens or prajes.

Every momma aspires for a Kudmi daughter-in-law or a Kudmi son-in-law, but few friends enjoy them.

Usage

Mona; Di Donna, What happened to Rhona Is she alive? Haven't seen her in two months. Did she move from our street or what?
Donna: A Kudmi has no death sweetie. Because a Kudmi has no life either. She will be sitting in her room by-hearting the whole bloody text book. Exam time naa?
Added 2011-08-13 by I love Dtool

Root

Kannada

Region

Jai Karnataka

Categories

People

Related Terms

O.P. Sinhal, mugpot

Definition 2 of 2

kudmi

\kood-mee\
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Noun.
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Definition

a bookworm

Usage

Now, stop being a kudmi and come out to play!
Oh yeah! Nerd's come out to play!!
Look who's speaking!
Added 2011-09-11 by yourgoodnameplease

Root

Kannada

Region

Karnataka

Categories

School and College

Related Terms

mugpot