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Exclamation. January 21, 2013, Word of the Day
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Definition

One of the most versatile tools in the phalanx of schoolgirl insults. Can mean anything from 'you don't say!' to 'lost the plot' to 'I refuse to believe you without an affidavit' to 'madorwat, shall I take you in 7D' to....

Pronounce it "Aziff!" with the right combination of sangfroid and sniffy superiority and you could pass off as a Sophia chick.

Usage

Fatima (hysterical): Itsimms if you eat from the same plate as a boy, you can become off preggers! Fazleen told.....
Sheryl (raising an eyebrow while painting her nails): As if!!!!

Ashok (in hushed tones): That Prem is a real character, I say. Hunts for UFOs, catches snakes, communicates with a parallel universe, exorcises children who speak in tongues.....
Chandra (yawning, preoccupied with the latest gems in Mahinder Vatsa's sex column): As if.

Added 2011-09-07 by Malaprop

Root

English

Region

Karnataka

Related Terms

Bleddy bitch!

Terms referencing this

Uvvuvvae!, what balls!

Definition 2 of 2

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To question and almost accuse someone of telling a lie

Usage

As if she went to america
Added 2011-12-19 by Jaashadaap

Root

English

Region

All India

Terms referencing this

Uvvuvvae!, what balls!