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Definition

Our national pledge begins with this phrase but at the same time it is very baffling, unusual, hypocritical and incestuous, not necessarily in that order.
Does it really attribute to national integration or mere lack of intellectual acuity which compels an average mind to add an un-sounded "not" at its end.
Does it discourage every 1220th male or female in India to
indulge in any kind of intimate activity, thinking it is incestuous and thus results in one less birth per 1000 births, a substantial contribution in decreasing our escalating population?. Only Naughty Indian Uncle can edify us.

Usage

The Indian Pledge: All Indians are my brothers and sisters. I love my country and I am proud of its rich and varied heritage. I shall always strive to be worthy of it. I shall give my parents, teachers and all elders respect and treat everyone with courtesy. To my country and my people, I pledge my devotion. In their well being and prosperity alone, lies my happiness.
Added 2011-08-06 by Fraaandshipper