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99.99%

\niiinntyniiinne paaint niiinne niiinne purr-sentt\
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Adjective. September 13, 2011, Word of the Day
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Definition

When you're not 100% sure of something, just place the likelihood at 99.99%. In fact, even when you ARE 100% sure, it's still a good idea to be modest & say 99.99. What if your estimation is *horrified gasp* mistikk became wrong?? You will lose your reputation & your family name will be mud! Ushoo, donant pa!

(That's how risk-reluctant we are, God promise)

Usage

Porkki Peter: is the sky blue or pink?
Kareful Kamala: umm...99.99% it is blue vanly...
Porkki Peter: are you going to steady B.A or B.Com?
Kareful Kamala: umm...99.99% (appa told to do) B.A vanly...
Porkki Peter: is your sister a boy or a girl?
Kareful Kamala: umm..99.99% she is girl only... *suddenly tubelight coming on* Aye!! What I say!! Doing geli for me aa??


Added 2011-09-04 by poori

Root

English

Region

All India

Categories

WALTO

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